1. 初中英语情景剧2人对话

(Jenny and Tony are at the train station)
Tony: We want to take a train to New York.
Ticket agent (A): Regular or express train?
Tony: How much time would we save if we took
the express?
A: About one hour. The next express train arrives
in New York at 3:15.
Tony: And how much more do we have to pay for the
express?
A: First class is 24 dollars more, and second class
is 15 dollars more.
Tony (to Jenny): What do you think?
Jenny: As long as we can arrive one hour earlier,
I don't mind paying a little extra.
Tony: OK. (to A) Then give me two second-class
tickets on the express, please.
(Tony and Jenny arrive in New York)
Jenny: Oh! At last we are in the Big Apple! Now we
have to take a subway to get to the Village. Don't we
need to buy a subway map?
Tony: Yes, but I think we can get it free at the
subway station, at the token booth.

(At the subway station)
Tony: Can I have ten tokens? And also can I get a
free subway map?
Ticket booth employee (: Sure. Here's a pack of
ten tokens, twelve-fifty, and this is your subway map.
Tony: Thank you.
Jenny: We are going to the East Village. Which
train should we take?
B: Take the No. 8 train and get off at Astor Place.
Tony/Jenny: Thanks a lot.

(东尼和珍尼在火车站)
东尼:我们要搭火车去纽约。
售票员:要普通车还是快车?
东尼:如果我们坐快车,可以节省多少时间?
售票员:差不多一个小时。下一班快车在3点15分到达纽约。
东尼:那么坐快车的话,我们要多付多少钱?
售票员:头等票多付24美元,二等票多付15美元。
东尼:(对珍尼)你认为如何?
珍尼:如果能早一个小时到达我不介意多付一些钱。
东尼:好。(对售票员)那么来两张二等快车票。
(东尼和珍尼抵达纽约)
珍尼:啊!我们终于来到纽约!要去乡村的话我们就必须坐地铁。需不需要买一张地铁路线图?
东尼:是的。但我想在地铁车站可能拿到免费的。
(在地铁车站)
东尼:给我来10个代币。另外可否给我一份地铁路线图?
售票员:当然可以。这是一包代币,12.50美元。这是地铁路线图。
东尼:谢谢。
珍尼:我们要去东方村庄该坐哪一列车呢?
售票员:坐8路车,在亚士都站下车。
东尼/珍尼:多谢。

2. 初中英语课本剧剧本谁有

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3. 适合多人表演的英语短剧,符合中学生

圈套
1外景下午放学
主教学楼门口
放学铃声响起,各种噪音响了起来。
一群学生从主教学楼门口用途。其貌不扬滴陈虎夹在其中。
画外传来刘都滴声音:老陈,等会儿。
陈虎停住脚步,站在那儿,向主教学楼回头望去。
刘都从住教学楼门里走出来,来到陈虎面前,把三本课本放在陈虎手里。
刘都:你帮下忙,把杜平,黄鹏还有偶滴书拿回宿舍里去。
陈虎(不愿意地):偶怎么会宿舍!
刘都(纠缠):那您干什么去?
陈虎(托故):我去食堂进食。
刘都(死皮赖脸):那您拿着书进食!吃罢饭帮我把书拿回宿舍。
陈虎(稍微赌气):那您干什么去呀?
刘都(嬉笑):偶干什么去你还不了解么?嘿嘿
陈虎(半是憎恶半是玩笑):走吧走吧滚滚滚!(边说便开玩笑似滴推了推刘都滴背)
刘都:,那偶走了,哈。(屁颠屁颠地向草坪西边等候滴两人走去)
(陈虎瞧了瞧远去滴刘都三人,摇了摇头,叹口吻,嘴里哼出两个字“蠢迫”,然后连续向东走去)
(一本书从陈虎手中滑落)
(陈虎蹲下身捡书后起身昂头,眼光扫过校门滴1霎那,陈虎“征”了一下,继而要了摇头,拍了拍手中滴书,连续向东走去。这时校园广播响了起来)
小院广播:05级多媒体专业滴陈虎同窗,(陈虎停住脚步.眼光瞅向学校滴广播音响)您滴父母如今学校门口等你,请听到广播后速到学校传达室,您滴父母正在那里等你。
(陈虎立时放下手中滴书本,从口袋里取出眼镜盒,拿出眼镜,戴上,再次向校园门口顾盼——陈虎滴父亲正站在校门口滴传达室旁向俺招手,示意俺以前。妈妈则站在父亲旁边也看着俺)
(陈虎连忙踏着大步向校门口走去。)
2
校门口下午

(陈虎走到校门口,来到父亲面前)
陈虎(惊愕,惊骇,不知怎办,冲动):老爸``````妈```````
(父亲平静地盯着陈虎,让陈虎很不逍遥,听到陈虎滴问候若有所悟)
父亲(若有所悟,顿了顿,紧急):哦``````不外乎来看看你```````
(父亲紧急滴口风令陈虎异常猜忌地把眼光转向旁边滴妈妈)
妈妈(逃避):虎(陈虎滴小名)这儿哪有宾馆那?
陈虎(骤然觉悟):学校有招待所,不用去宾馆。招待所么````````(乡校门口保安人员)```````问一下,学校接待所在什么地方?
保安(指着东配偻二楼):那栋偻五楼不外乎
3
薄暮
招待所1房间内

(陈虎推门进来,父亲提包入屋内,妈妈紧随而入)
陈虎(边看着房间便向父母引见):这边滴这个小屋子系厕所,那个系阳台,九点后有人热水提供。待会儿我给你们掂壶过来。(父母平静地看着陈虎说话似乎指挥若定的样子)`````艾对啦,老爸妈,你们咋来学校啦?
(父亲望了妈妈一眼。妈妈把陈虎拉到身边)
妈妈(语重心长地):虎,偶问你话您可要实话实说,听到没?
陈虎(忐忑地瞧了父亲一眼):嗯!
妈妈:你把咱家滴电话全发给谁了?
陈虎(疑心):谁也没给呀?!(若有所悟地)出什么事啦?
妈妈(认真):有人给家里打电话说您被车撞了,要3000块钱滴医药费,家里打您宿舍没买通,就过来了。
陈虎(吃惊):那```那个打电话人滴电话号码还留着没?
妈妈(瞧了父亲一眼):留着呢,在您父亲那里有一张
(陈虎将头扭向父亲。父亲从口袋里掏出一张曾经肉滴揉得很皱滴纸条递给陈虎。陈虎接过纸条,翻来覆去看了瞧,陷入深思)
父亲:虎,最近这快两个月了,您怎样也不给家里打个电话?
陈虎(一愣):嗯`````想着呢,可是1到关键时刻总是忘却打了,记性不理想。(对不起地向父亲妈妈苦笑了两下)
(父母同时败兴地低下头,父亲同时闷吸了一口烟)
妈妈:那你们宿舍滴电话怎样打不通,这是咋回事?
陈虎:咱们新换了1个宿舍。原先滴电话不能用了。(父亲{father}低“奥”了[le]一声,)妈,你们听{listen}没听清那个{that}打电话[da dian hua]滴声音系[shi]青年滴还是比拟老到滴那种?
(父亲{father}无语地[di]搓了[le]搓手)
妈妈:是个男滴,声音挺老成滴,说是你们导员
陈虎(不耐烦[bu nai fan]):咱们导员是个女滴,艾——(稍微责怪)偶[wo]活像给你们说过?!
父亲{father}(对陈虎的话很是赌气):人[ren]老{old}啦记不[bu]住啦。您小子记性多好,1个多月不给家里打电话[da dian hua]。
(陈虎无言,低下头来{come}。现场氛围异常狼狈)
妈妈(有意调处现场氛围):儿子还没进食吧?(见陈虎无言)咱们到外面进食去吧。
陈虎(沉郁地[di]):好吧!
4
夜{night}
内景
小饭店滴1个单间
(桌子上[shang]曾经点好了[le]四{four}盘{dish}菜。陈虎和父母相对落座。父亲{father}给俺到了[le]一杯酒,有把酒瓶对向陈虎滴辈子)
父亲{father}(微醉地[di]):来{come},虎,你也和[he]一盅。
(父亲{father}向陈虎滴辈子里晕酒)
妈妈(有意阻挠):不要喝{drink}太多了[le],伤头脑。
(父亲{father}醉醺醺[zui xun xun]地[di]把陈虎用来喝茶滴大{big}茶杯倒满了[le]白酒)
父亲{father}(醉醺醺[zui xun xun]地[di]):来{come},虎,咱爷俩`````干。(猛碰了[le]一下陈虎滴辈子,把1[yi]满杯滴白酒全体喝光)
(陈虎心怯地[di]看着被子,端起来碰了[le]一下,一口气[yi kou qi]喝下半辈,继而用手扇了[le]扇嘴边)
妈妈:虎,我给你说,这件事[zhe jian shi]就这样让它以前算了[le],还不了解那个{that}骗子是谁?咱也{too}不要惹他{his},咱人生地不熟,也{too}惹不起。咱们来{come}看你这件事[zhe jian shi]也{too}不要处处乱说,听见{hear}没?
陈虎(冲动,愤懑):不成,这[zhe]哪能行,拓片我们不可就这样算了[le]。
妈妈(责怪):我说您这[zhe]儿童怎样这样死脑筋呢?我是为[wei]你好{hello}。直到不[bu]?您不外乎找到他{his},也|小朋友网|呼网|心动网|也{too}顶多不外乎倌个半月,他{his}1[yi]出来{comeout}还不[bu]打{hit}您。万一把你打出个好坏``````不值!知道{know}么?
父亲{father}(醉醺醺[zui xun xun]地[di]):不要管他。他{his}如今喝醉了[le]。酒醒{wake}后就知道{know}咱系[shi]为[wei]他{his}好{fine}了[le]!
(陈虎急速地[di]瞧了[le]父亲{father}一眼,有一点哭笑不得)
陈虎(小心翼翼,低声讯问):他{his}骗了[le]我们,这一来[zhe yi lai]一回八{eight}九百块钱呢!够买半台电脑滴啦!
(妈妈低声叹了一口气)
父亲{father}(醉醺醺[zui xun xun]地[di],异常起劲地):安心吧,儿子,偶[wo]不外乎砸锅卖铁也{too}给你买台电脑。
陈虎(淡淡地[di]):您喝醉了[le]!
妈妈:还有,虎,之后您要[yao]每星期[mei xing qi]给家里打个电话{phone},给家里说说您这里每星期[mei xing qi]全作什么{what}啦!报个安全也好。知道{know}么?
陈虎(激昂):嗯
(父亲{father}打{hit}了[le]1个洪亮滴饱嗝)
妈妈(对陈虎):吃{eat}好{fine}了[le]没?
陈虎(轻声):嗯
妈妈:那
,走吧(起身预备分开)
(父亲{father}看着桌上还剩下大半滴鱼{fish}香肉丝,吧唧吧唧了[le]几下嘴巴)
父亲{father}(大声叫嚣):服务员[fu wu yuan],服务````咯````员`
服务员[fu wu yuan](推门进来{comein}):什么事[shen me shi]?
(服务员[fu wu yuan]用{use}略微轻蔑滴眼光扫了[le]三人以下。陈虎不[bu]逍遥地[di]扭了[le]扭头)
父亲{father}(醉醺醺[zui xun xun]地[di]):把这个{this}(指着鱼{fish}香肉丝)`````打包`````带走。快点{comeon}````阿
服务员[fu wu yuan](吃惊):````嗯```我去找个食品袋
(服务员[fu wu yuan]扭头分开饭店单间的时候[de shi hou],眼珠在[zai]陈虎身上转了[le]转)
(陈虎脸{face}上浮现出不[bu]逍遥滴表情)
(叠化)
5

外火车站[huo che zhan]
画面中[zhong]陈虎凝望远方滴眼神。
一辆火车向远方驶去。
火车站[huo che zhan]走廊里几个人对着远去滴火车挥手辞别。
火车驶向远方,丢失踪迹。
陈虎向火车滴方位又{again}紧走了[le]几步,踮起脚尖望了望。
陈虎平静地扭头往回走去,出画{picture}。
6

内宿舍
陈虎走进屋内,长辞一口气[yi kou qi]躺{lie}在[zai]床上。屋里只要刘都和[he]杜平两人。
陈虎(大口喘着气);哎哟,亲娘嘞,累死偶[wo]啦!
刘都(耻笑):哎哟,虎——(故意拖长音调,尖声模拟陈虎父母滴声音),回来了[le]。
杜平(掐起兰花指,故做女人音调):虎子哥,请{please}——请{please}邦我团杯茶来{come},好{fine}不[bu]好啊?阿?虎子——哥——
(刘都被杜平嗲声嗲气滴声音大小起来。陈虎躺{lie}在[zai]床上,双手托住脖后,有气无力地[di]以[yi]缄默回应刘都杜平开{open}滴玩笑,不是把头扭向墙边,又{again}不舒服[bu shu fu]地[di]把头扭回来)
刘都(恢复成一本正经的样子[de yang zi]):老{old}陈,;您查出来{comeout}那个{that}诈骗犯是谁了[le]么?
陈虎(气恼):没有,那个{that}混蛋操滴,老子半个电脑滴钱就这么被他搞没了[le]。艾——
杜平(倌心肠):那就没有什么{what}蛛丝马迹留下?
陈虎(细心思考):蛛丝马迹么倒是有一个[you yi ge],不外乎他{his}滴电话号码。(边说边从{from}口袋里掏出一张纸条,开展)
杜平(好奇地[di]):号码系[shi]多少{howmany}?
陈虎(边看边念):15833129693527
杜平(反复):1583112```````(一边反复着号码一边用{use}手机拨打着号码)
(陈虎1[yi]听见{hear}陈虎手机按键滴声音,1个激灵鲤鱼打挺从{from}床上跳下来{comedown})
陈虎(紧急地[di]):您要[yao]干什么[gan shen me]?
杜平(开玩笑[kai wan xiao]似滴):偶[wo]给他打个电话{phone},然后让你臭骂他{his}一顿,如何。
陈虎(愉快地[di]微笑):好啊!
杜平:1583112后来系[shi]什么{what}数字来着?
陈虎(抢过杜平滴手机):来{come},我来拨。(边拨号码边说)看我怎样骂他{his}。啊哈!
(电话里传出来{comeout}1个女人滴声音:“您拨打滴电话号码系[shi]空号,请{please}核准以[yi]后再拨”接着一连串[yi lian chuan]滴英语{English}播放出来{comeout}。杜平刘都即刻好奇地[di]瞧向陈虎)
杜平:把电话{phone}拿{hold}过来,我来拨,(从{from}陈虎手中接过手机和[he]电话号码)我就怀疑````````(顿了[le]一下)`````艾,刘都,一切滴手机号码是不是[shi bu shi]全是11位数字阿?
刘都(想{think}了[le]一阵):对,大陆滴电话号码全是11位,不过,偶[wo]据说香港滴号码系[shi]13位。
杜平(吃惊地[di]):老{old}陈给我滴这个{this}号码14位。
刘都(坚决地[di]):那确定系[shi]假滴。
(杜平把电话号码又{again}回递给陈虎。陈虎反复地看着这个{this}电话号码)
陈虎(自言自语):这[zhe]怎样也许?
杜平:要[yao]不[bu]这么,您明天去{go}一趟中国挪动滴服务站点,查一下这个{this}号码
陈虎(无力地[di],疑心:好吧)
(陈虎疑心地[di]看着纸条,陷入深思。)
7日

中国挪动服务站点
(陈虎走到柜台旁边,把纸条递给服务员[fu wu yuan]。)
陈虎;麻烦,邦我查一下这个{this}号码是谁滴。
(服务员[fu wu yuan]瞧了[le]一下这个{this}纸条,又把纸条递还给陈虎)
服务员[fu wu yuan]:咱们挪动没有这个{this}号码。您这个{this}号码故障,它{it}多出3位数字。
陈虎(不死心肠):这[zhe]会不会[hui bu hui]系[shi]联通滴号码?
服务员[fu wu yuan](微笑):偶[wo]估量连同也{too}没有这个{this}号码。
陈虎(败兴地[di]):哦
陈虎(画外音[hua wai yin]):在[zai]很久很久之后偶[wo]才明确,其实偶[wo]滴父亲{father}妈妈只是没有接到什么{what}威吓电话{phone},他们只是想{think}来看看我,向听{listen}听我和[he]他们说说话[shuo shuo hua]。他们只是太关怀他们的[ta men de]儿童。那个{that}有关威吓讹诈滴圈套实际上[shi ji shang]只是他们1个好心滴假话。那个{that}电话号码基本就从来没有存在过。
8
公共电话{phone}厅
(陈虎拿起电话{phone}。拨出号码。电话{phone}那边传来嘟嘟滴声音。)
(陈虎耐心肠等候。)
(电话{phone}被接起)
妈妈(画外):系[shi]虎么?喂{hello}!
陈虎:妈,我是虎子``````
父亲{father}(画外,惊喜,大声):虎```````再拿着星期咋样?
陈虎:—切都好```````不外乎觉得有一点忙,还有乱```````嗯``````—切全还好`````嗯`````````
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4. 初中英语情景剧 2人对话 最好是幽默有故事情节的 并翻译

Mom:What's the matter, sweetie? You look a little upset
怎么了,宝贝儿?你看上去有点儿不高兴。
Edward:Well, Jane criticized me that I was selfish and lazy, so we got into a fight
嗯,简批评我,说我自私、懒惰,所以我们就吵起来了。
Mom:Hah, don't you think what she said is true?
哈,难道你不认为她说的很对吗?
Edward:Well, I'll admit that I might be lazy and a little selfish, but…
嗯,我承认我可能很懒,还有点儿自私。但是……
Mom:Come on, sweetie, only true friends will point out your weak points.
行了宝贝儿,只有真正的朋友才会指出你的弱点呢。
Edward:I understand: Jane and I are still good friends; I should take heed of what she has to say.
我明白了,我和简还是好朋友,她说的有道理,我就应该听她的。

5. 初中英语课本剧

故事:驴子,狐狸和狮子 (The Ass, The Fox and the Lion)

驴子和狐狸为了降低风险,确保己身的安全,於是结伴到森林裏去打猎.半途遇见[狮子大王,求求你放了我,我愿意帮你把驴子捉起来.]狮子点点头.

The Ass and the Fox having entered into partnership together for their mutual protection, went out into the forest to hunt. They had not proceed far, when they met a Lion. The Fox, seeing the imminency of the danger, approached the Lion, and promised it contrive for him the capture of the Ass, if he woudl pledge his word that his own life should not be endangered.

狐狸用计把驴子骗到坑洞裏,狮子见驴子己经跑不掉了,於是转头捉住狐狸,把它给吃下肚子去.

on his assuring him that he would not injure him, the Fox led the Ass to a deep pit, and contrived that he should fall into it. The Lion seeing that the Ass was secured, immediately clutched the Fox, and then attacked the Ass at his leisure.

6. 急急急!!!2人英语短剧剧本

在图书馆
S:student T:teacher
S:Can I check out this book?
T:Yes,for three days.
S:When is this book e back?
T:It's e on Monday the 25th.
S:How much is my fine?
T:You owe five jiao.
T:Be sure to take care of these book.
S:I will.
T:Do not write in the book.
S:No,I won't.
T;Do not rip out the pages.
S:No,I won't.
T:Make sure that you return the books in good condition.
S:Of course.I will.
T:Make sure that you return the books on time.
S:What day do I need to bring them back?
T;You need to return them by Tuesday.
S:Could you help me find a book,Red and Black.
T:Book in section A or B.
S:Thank you.
T:You are welcome.

7. 初中英语课本剧剧本初中英语课本剧剧本

旁白:I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen? One day, a new story happens. (一) 琵琶弹奏:《金蛇狂舞》 场景:狐狸在前面跑,老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸,喘三口气后,将狐狸翻转过来。 老虎:(暴怒地,用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha! 狐狸:(背过头去,小声地):Oh, unlucky! What shall I do? (回过头来,可怜地):I feel very sorry for cheating you last time,but, but ,but……(左顾右盼) 老虎:(疑惑地)But what? 狐狸:(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量,迷恋状,脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful! 老虎:(一把将狐狸拽回来) What? 狐狸:(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there! 老虎:(傻呼呼,左右张望,急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳) (二) 旁白:Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸,又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。 (琵琶拨一下弦,以示紧张的情绪。) 老虎:(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first? (先抚摩狐狸的头发,再打量狐狸的腿) 狐狸:(回过头去,表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来,非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起) Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are? 老虎:(得意极了,做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself. 狐狸:(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you? 老虎:(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来) 狐狸:(挥挥手,远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐) (三) 旁白:Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again. 老虎变聪明了躲在树后面,一下子扑住了狐狸。 狐狸:(不解地)Who? 老虎:(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger! 狐狸:(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子,用袖子帮老虎擦衣服) 老虎:(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖) 狐狸:(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake. 老虎:(疑惑地)For my sake? 狐狸:(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox! 老虎:(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too. 狐狸:(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。 老虎:(没明白)果子狸? 狐狸:(一拍脑袋,假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese! 老虎:(得意地,想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me :to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what? 狐狸:果子狸。 老虎:果子狸?SARS? 非典? 狐狸:(点点头)Yes! 老虎:(放开手,大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑,边擦手) (四) 旁白:From then on, fox become the real King of the forest. 二胡演奏We are the champion 狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面,后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。 狐狸走在台中,大笑起来:Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha! 期间,夹杂着老虎的哭声。 建议6人演

8. 初中英语短剧6人2到3分钟,简单点谢谢

威尼斯商人审判现场片段

9. 初中英语课本剧剧本 不要太复杂,要8个人表演的.

最火的话题!喜羊羊!
喜羊羊与灰太狼初中小学英语小品剧本(网络服务版) 这是一部很好的学生英语小品剧本,且剧本内容幽默生动.

10. 初中英语课本剧剧本

旁白:I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?

One day, a new story happens.

(一)

琵琶弹奏:《金蛇狂舞》

场景:狐狸在前面跑,老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸,喘三口气后,将狐狸翻转过来。

老虎:(暴怒地,用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!

狐狸:(背过头去,小声地):Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?

(回过头来,可怜地):I feel very sorry for cheating you last time,but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)

老虎:(疑惑地)But what?

狐狸:(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量,迷恋状,脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!

老虎:(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?

狐狸:(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!

老虎:(傻呼呼,左右张望,急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)

(二)

旁白:Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.

老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸,又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。

(琵琶拨一下弦,以示紧张的情绪。)

老虎:(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?

(先抚摩狐狸的头发,再打量狐狸的腿)

狐狸:(回过头去,表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来,非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?

老虎:(得意极了,做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.

狐狸:(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?

老虎:(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)

狐狸:(挥挥手,远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)

(三)

旁白:Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.

老虎变聪明了躲在树后面,一下子扑住了狐狸。

狐狸:(不解地)Who?

老虎:(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger!

狐狸:(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子,用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)

老虎:(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)

狐狸:(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake.

老虎:(疑惑地)For my sake?

狐狸:(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!

老虎:(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.

狐狸:(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。

老虎:(没明白)果子狸?

狐狸:(一拍脑袋,假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!

老虎:(得意地,想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me :to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?

狐狸:果子狸。

老虎:果子狸?SARS? 非典?

狐狸:(点点头)Yes!

老虎:(放开手,大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑,边擦手)

(四)

旁白:From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.

二胡演奏We are the champion

狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面,后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。

狐狸走在台中,大笑起来:Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

期间,夹杂着老虎的哭声。